Today I didn't do much. Got up. Got obducted by aliens. Tell them they are wierd. They put me back on earth because I insulted them and they couldn't take any more of it. Sensitive creeps. People like that should be put to sleep. Wait a minute. They're aliens. Aliens like that should be put to sleep. And their breath smelled bad. Kind of like how The zoo smells like. Lets see what else happened um i think i broke a nail but i dont care about that because I am a boy. We boys don't care if we break a nail. We're not sensative. Doesn;t it sound like I am going to go on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever an-I'm Bored.
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JurnAl 2: OKay so dude, this guy was like eating some french fries, when like I like ate some too, and then he's like NO YOU CAN'T EAT THOSE OR I'LL RIP YOUR SPLEEN OFF. And I'm like: okay dude, I'll stop. And then he's like: good. So I'm Like : dude I'm going to eat you up you know those are my french fries And hes like: Ya, sure eat me up. So I like did and then I like- Need to go on a subway diet
My Day with Ralph Nater
God Save the trees-- GO GO GREEN PARTY The title of this is kind of wrong because Ralph Nader is now running as some other party--I forgot what, but that doesn't matter cause this is about the 2000 election. Well Anyways I was walking through the park when I saw some construction guy cutting down a tree so he could build A super shopping mall. I got so mad that when he was getting in his car to leave I somehow got a very powerful gun--a paintball gun-- and shot him in the head. It was about then when I realized that I loved trees. That year was 2000. So after I read about 100 articles and 15 books about Ralph Nader I decided to vote for him. He was running in The Green Party, and Green was my favorite color, so that confirmed I was voting for him. It was a very tough decision, because I like the blue color of the democrats, but It came down to that I liked Green better. ..... I HATE RED! ( So I definatly didnt vote for Bush, and didnt help him in anyway by voting for Nader, And I certainly thought I was helping the blue people. One Day I decided that I wanted to meet this Nader Dude. So I got in my car.... AND REALIZED THAT BY USING MY CAR I WAS POLLUTING, So I got some C4 off eBay And blew it up. I had to use my good old bicycle. About 5 days later, I finnaly got to Nader's house. So I go up to him and say, hey I'm gonna help you save the trees man. PEACE! (>'o'v) So then we went to this local forest where some people were cutting down trees to make some giant nuclear power plant. So Ralph and I go tie ourselves to the remaining trees is this is what happened next:
First Worker: What are the heck are you doing? Second Worker ( little Migit doing whatever the first worker says): Yeeeeeeeaahh, What the heck are you guys doing? Me: Saving the trees, wanna help? First Worker: No way. I'm not helping you dorks. Second Worker: We're not helping you dorks! Me: Well too bad, we're not going to move until you stop cutting down these trees. First Worker: There'll be concicuences. Second Worker: Yah.... There'll be concicuences. Finnaly the First worker says: Shut UP!!!!! and grabs a baseball bat, and hits the sencond worker right on the back of his head with it. And then after a while with me and Ralph tied up to a tree watchng this madman looking at his fellow worker's unconcious bodywhile breathing really hard and sweating a lot, the worker finally says, "Yeah, I'll help you save the trees" So we go to washington d.c. And start a BIG protest agaisnt tree haters. A whopping 4 other people came and we protested outside of the white house carrying signs that said: No more Trees for money! WE knew this was a big Crises, not like whats going on in Iraq right now. .... No blood for Oil, thats so cheesy. They copied us! BACk to the story--Well The current President didn't really listen to us, but thats okay. We got 10 other people by walking around D.C. and the whole state of Maryland. 17 people already voting for Nader... WOW. We Knew that we had to continue this campaign throughout the entire country. And the tricky part was.... We were doing it in alphebetical Order! So first we Went to the state of... Wait a minute, None of use were too obsesed with trees that we didnt even know the alphebet, So anyway, We went to Vermont FIrst. So We go To there to the capital of the state, which is Monpelier, And We did are little Campaign Thing. The Next part was really long but I'm Just going to summerize it... We campigned through all of the states. We Even got plane tickets to Alaska and Hawaii for one dollar off of eBay. Finally we ended up way back in DC... and you won't believe this...we had 200 people! OHMIGODOHMIGOD! Back we were at the white house with our two hundred tree freaks, protesting. But everyone thought we were Gore Supporters because they were all there, about 3000 of em. And I'll tell you! We cheered our hearts out for the trees and everybody was covering there ears, and im like ohmigod to the tree mobile and---SEIZURE! Well anyways from what Ralph said We got back in his car and rammed the white house..... His car was a monster truck. This is a bad way to end it, but with all the damage we did, we had to pay for it, and that left us to no campaign money...But I'm now the vice president! We convinced the president that--We broke it, we buy it.
